Have you seen my drawer of inappropriate starches?


Dollhouse - Paul Ballard - Your Soul and Your Aching Bones
paul: there's an app for that
[info]ofthespider
Medium: Television
Fandom: Dollhouse
Subject: Paul Ballard
Title: Your Soul and Your Aching Bones
Notes: For [info]whedonland. Also, Matchbox 20, Blue October, OneRepublic and Imogen Heap are .m4a's and I don't know how to fix that, but they should play just fine in iTunes. I'll re-upload them onto MediaFire once I get that part figured out.


Your Soul and Your Aching Bones )

Dollhouse - Alpha/Whiskey - My Brain's Ticking Like A Bomb
[info]ofthespider
Medium: Television
Fandom: Dollhouse
Subject: Alpha/Whiskey
Title: My Brain's Ticking Like A Bomb
Notes: Heavy influence from a Dollhouse game on InsaneJournal. Inspired by an arc where Alpha composites Whiskey and takes her to be his robot zombie bride evil soulmate, just before he moves in and terrorizes the people trapped in the Dollhouse by Rossum. They're crazy, they're terrifying, they're immature, and often very funny, so you're going to find some silly mixed in with the serious.



My Brain's Ticking Like A Bomb )

so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

  • 12:07 What's up with the Hello Kitty obsession, Japan? #
  • 14:48 Nov. 7th and I still haven't started NaNo. Oops. #
  • 14:53 @anachronistique Probably. XD Unless I dedicated every waking moment to it. But I don't care that much. #
  • 21:03 @anachronistique oh, my, that is -beautiful- #
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so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

  • 20:51 @ZenithofEmotion OH, jesus. Um. the daughters were Rae and Katherine. Her friend was Kaelesinn. #
  • 01:26 @anachronistique Because it is. And it's stupid. Hating things shouldn't make anyone cool. #
  • 01:31 @anachronistique I'm agreeing with you. XD #
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so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

  • 12:10 Holy shit. Morena Baccarin is only 30. I have a hard time believing she was 23 when she played Inara, but ... jesus. #
  • 15:34 Seriously, body? You wait SIX MONTHS to give me my period? That, or you're fucking with me like last time. I hate you. #
  • 21:40 @anachronistique ahaha. oh boy. is it something stupid? #
  • 22:18 @anachronistique Oh, good. scared me for a second there. x.x #
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[info]ofthespider
Oh, snap, kids. I got recced on [info]epic_recs. The review was wonderful and seriously made me feel all warm inside. I don't know if this person drops by my LJ, but [info]slyprentice, THANK YOU. You have no idea how good this made me feel and I really, really appreciate it. It's the nicest thing I've read about my writing in a long time and ... wow. Thank you so much.

Review is here.

spider-man + daredevil; sax rohmer; 4. the warmest part of winter
[info]ofthespider
Title; Sax Rohmer
Chapter; The Warmest Part of the Winter
Fandom; Marvel (Spider-Man/Daredevil)
Characters/Pairings; Peter Parker/Matt Murdock, Matt Murdock/Felicia Hardy
Canon; Little over a week after Long Way to Happy.
Rating; PG, at the most
Warning(s); None that I can think of. There's blood? Kinda?
Summary; Peter stumbles upon a car accident and finds Felicia. Incidents relatively unrelated.
Notes; As usual, index is here. I haven't updated in FOREVER and this chapter is really a filler/transition sort of thing. I've already started the next one, which should be up soon(!), so don't give up on me yet! I just couldn't mush this one and the next one because it would be too long and messy. Yuck, mess. Song title is from Voxtrot's The Warmest Part of Winter.


You sure about that, Spider? )

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spock + misha
[info]ofthespider
Whoa, hi there impromptu hiatus from LJ.

I'm still alive! And just signed up for NaNoWriMo. Sax Rohmer is not dead! It isn't! I just got stuck and distracted, which is what happened when I was still writing Red, before I jumped back on the ship, blazed through most of it, and started Sax Rohmer. So, fingers crossed, I'll return, and sometime fairly soon. I want to write another chapter (or two, or three) before NaNo starts so I get back into the habit of writing on my own, as opposed to rp.

so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

  • 18:15 You know your sink is full of shit when you go take a break after finishing plates and silverware. #
  • 09:10 is this what 9 AM feels like? Because I'm not totally sure I like it. #
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so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

  • 17:38 I have work! Working at Mad Science on Monday and Tuesday. Will then charm them to give me more. #
  • 18:31 might have to watch dollhouse alone. @ohkaity has to house manage tonight D: #
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so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

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so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."


  • 11:36 just found out the hiring people at borders are on vacation. there be hope on the horizon! #

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so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

  • 15:39 RT @WriteRCastle Follow, follow, follow, follow! @WriteRCastle OR twitter.com/WriteRCastle -- Our goal is 25,000 followers by tonite! #
  • 11:05 It's 11 and no plumber. Thanks, guy. #
  • 11:13 @ohkaity I just game them a call. The Nice Lady said she'd make sure the plumber is coming. #
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so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

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so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

  • 13:59 Tweeting for Dollhouse prizes? DAMN. I would totally sit here and do that all night if it wasn't my anniversary. #dollhouse #
  • 13:59 I tag that like they'll give me pity #
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so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

  • 12:54 @ohkaity 6:30. I almost made it. ;-; #
  • 13:05 Yeeeeeees, Grey's Anatomy tonight! #
  • 13:05 And I'm sure I'll cry like a big whiny baby. #
  • 13:42 oh, wow, forgot we had leftover peanut butter rice. had to throw it all out. #
  • 13:43 Also need to add cat food to the grocery list. #
  • 14:09 @lindieface I don't know. XD Kait made it #
  • 14:46 Kind of glad they're killing George on Grey's Anatomy. He was getting really boring and gets an awesome death. #
  • 14:47 Time to dress like a human and venture out of my apartment. :O #
  • 16:05 This mac and cheese tastes like heaven. 4 hours to Grey's! #
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so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

  • 04:56 Decided that today I want mac and cheese for breakfast. shaped like spider-man. #
  • 04:57 problem with that is that the store doesn't open for 2 more hours and I'm hungry NOW. #
  • 05:15 Will I look weird showing up at 7:30 buying mac and cheese, milk and butter? #
  • 05:28 @stabotage sorry D: #
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so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

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so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

  • 22:01 Season premiere of Castle. YES. #
  • 22:08 @nathanfillion can marry me now. temporarily. until the end of this episode. #
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so this talking horse walks into a bar, and---
[info]ofthespider
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."


  • 02:49 Dear Hollywood: STALKING IS NOT ROMANTIC. IT IS CREEPY. I'm looking at you, Superman. #

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